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 Carved
stone face of
ancient Mayan priest Moogooloo cracks slightly in high winds. KSC questions the
stones long term ownership.
Current
five hour special - Collectors Latin Pipe.
Tomorrows five hour special - Collectors Latin tobacco.
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Special Collectors Edition Latin Pipe!
Purchase a product from KillerSteak Company within the
next five hours and quote the special secret password found only after
purchasing from us and you could receive this special Latin Smoking
Pipe. Said to have once been used by Senor Spagoticantaco during his
conquest of the Tasman Sea, this pipe has much desirable beauty among
collectors of Latin Pipes. So get one today and you could try to sell it
on Ebay to make your small fortune! 400 Now in stock! |
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Behold Your New Leader!
Mayan tribesman Shotostrabi,
recent purchaser of KillerSteak
Company has set events to a
big raspberry twist. The company
has been sold once more, this time
to a large carved stone face of
ancient Mayan priest Moogooloo. This carved piece of rock now
holds our future in his nostrils. Hopefully however we can soon
get over the takeovers and go back to providing you with the
services you need.
Thank you for sticking with KillerSteak Company during this
rough time.
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SUPER BRIGHT DESK LAMP
 Having
trouble working on your important papers in near darkness? Then trouble no more
because this Desk Lamp includes super high beam technology that ensures you will
see whatever you want! Also takes x-rays.
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LIVESTOCK - LAMB
When
the farm fence next door to KSC headquarters broke, dozens of livestock made
it's way to our parking lot. Now much to the dismay of Farmer Ackbar we're
selling the stock that is now legally ours. Want fresh lamb for dinner? Buy now!
(Not guaranteed fresh, may die during shipping. Pay an extra
fee to ensure breathholes are drilled into the crate.)
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